I think Barton would actually be quite a good laugh. I get the feeling he just has very bad anger management issues.
Yeah he's hilarious. My mate's dad's company is some sort of sponsor of Newcastle United. So I sometimes get to go to the training ground and private functions. He's actually a people person as weird as that is to say about him, if you ever watched him on TV.
Was my birthday last year went to some dinner auction thing and he came up to me "How you enjoying your birthday. Sorry I didn't know till just now, so I couldn't get you a pressie...ahhhhhh here have my shoes" I'm a proud owner of a pair of Barton's dress shoes :/
Barton (use to like him as well, but I'm a Utd fan so obvious why I hate him)
Balotelli (Chip on his shoulder, not funny and seen him irl a few times, is okay w/his fans tbf to him, perhaps hate is strong)