Sarcasm? Absolutely not. Kentucky married above it's head here. Stoops has the second best defense *stats wise* in the nation at Florida State. I'm fucking THRILLED! He's offered the OC job to FSU's current OC James Coley. This is far more than Kentucky could have expected. I'm thrilled.
If James Coley doesn't accept the job they think he'll go after Texas Tech's Neal Brown. Thrilled, is actually an understatement for me.
YOU ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY BIG SUNGLASSES
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