ManU: van Persie is GOAT! Chelsea stand no chance.
Chelsea: We have the holy trinity--we're back baby!
Ref: Uh-oh... Chelsea, lads you guys have won enough and played enough. Let's spice things up. Red card.
Chelsea: We're going to win it, red card or not.
ManU: What the? Their team is better than van Persie United.
Ref: Alright, Torres--off you go.
ManU: We still cannot score. What's happening?
Ref: Offside, what's offside? Oh yes, definitely--it was off the side when Chelsea were about to win, but with ManU winning--finally it's on the side.
Ramon: Hmmm.... I'm going to so sack Roberto.
Terry: If the manager doesn't generate the appropriate results, he's going to face the axe.
Hazard: Chelsea will find it difficult to retain me--if they don't win anything this season!