Damn, Klebold got fat.
As for worst player, it has to be this cunt:
Andy fucking Hughes, also known as Hooves (Dickson Etuhu was two hooves) or happy clappy Hughes for reasons I'll explain in a bit. This guy was signed in the summer of 2005 as a replacement for our wantaway free scoring midfielder Damien Francis. Bare in mind that we had just been relegated from the prem and Damo was one of our better players despite being a moody selfish prick.
This moomin looking fucker would reguarly give away throw ins when recieving throw ins because his touch was so shit, he made controlling a football look like an impossible task. He couldn't tackle but he got very close to breaking legs a few times. As for his passing, one in every hundreth attempt made him look like Zidane, but the other ninety nine brought up serious inquiries as to whether the guy was legit colour blind because he seemed to think that the opposition were always wearing yellow and/or green. As for scoring goals which is what he was signed for, 2 in 70 games says it all.
The guy got his second nickname due to his habit of going to every corner of Carrow Road (and even away grounds) to clap the fans, despite our performances often being utter dross at the time while he was generally the worst culprit. I never understood why he thought this would go down well, maybe he was apologising for his woefulness? "Thanks for paying your hard earned money to watch me perform what I learned at Kevin Keegan's soccer circus!". Twat. The fans did turn on him in Worthy's last match against Burnley when the 'Worthington out' brigade was at its most poisoness (and rightfully so). Hughes was regularly copping flack from the dusty old codgers who sat in the City stand. Hughes offered some old boy out, I think the police got involved but nothing came of it.
On the subject of paying hard earned cash, this guy actually turned down our first contract offer which should have been a blessing, but no, Nigel Worthington just had to raise more funds for him.
There are probably a couple of worse players who have played for Norwich over the years, but none who played so many games while being such a huge influence in our decline from being a decent championship side to relegation strugglers. When you make LEFT BACK Simon Charlton look like Makele (Worthy actually once compared the two, lol. He had a fetish for playing full backs out of position) then you must know you're a con man. Ironically Hughes played his best matches as an emergency left back (most in the changing room), best meaning he wasn't in the centre of the park to keep giving the ball away.
When you play in the same side as Gary Doherty and are still the worst player in the team...you get the point. And breathe.