[BANKSY]

Global superstar Emile Heskey.

[WWE_TNA]

The David Beckham of the A League

[Kiz]

the jets i'm pretty sure are the poorest team in the league so he musn't be being offered much. you could probably get cheaper and more output by bringing in a south american like what happens so often here. it's not like he's a massive name like del piero either. bottom of the barrel overseas marquee signing really.

[Rush]

yeah but Newcastle is fairly shite. Poor man's Sydney.

[5th-Horseman]

Fuck it, now that my idol has gone to Australia I'm going to start supporting as the new shit footballer I love.

[Sleeper]

Newcastle's last big name English import was Francis Jeffers, who scored an impressive 3 goals in 35 games for them, so Emile will have a lot to live up to

[Richard Keys]

I'll be following this weird Australian team now. Will be a lot of travelling back and forth to do for Heskey though since he has to pose as Bentekeshy for Villa as well.

[5th-Horseman]

'I play for the biggest club in England,' says Liverpool new-boy Sahin
The Turkish midfielder reveals he is delighted to have joined a club as steeped in history and success as the Anfield giants and has praised new team-mate Steven Gerrard

Know he has to praise the team, but christ. Still think that was a great piece of buisiness for Pool though, even if the loan fee was astronomical.

[Richard Keys]

Joe Cole said exactly the same thing when he signed. Probably some kind of punishment if new signings don't say it.

[Renegade™]

Heskey won't score a single goal this season I reckon