re: 2012 GIANTS...TROUT >
Barehanded catch, stole home, throws ropes to the plate from LF and CF, made a signature catch against the wall, drive in a winning run with a double, batting .270 as a 19 year old...
Many would already happily retire with a highlight reel like this.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*