re: 2012 GIANTS...TROUT >
LaHair has been a pleasant surprise and has accounted for, I believe, 4 of the 7 Cubs HR's this year. I know Hoyer said that Rizzo and Jackson aren't close to getting called up, but could LaHair play the OF? I can't remember much of what he did out there last year.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*