re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
Harper is guaranteed to hit 3 or 4 this year. Werth is actually really good. Hefty investment in him, but he's good at getting on base and handling the bat. I'd do Span, Werth, Harper, Zimmerman, Desmond in that order, but I can see Harper being flopped with Zimmerman in the 3/4 slot.
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