re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
Team USA looking juicy, despite notable players turning down invites to the WBC. Braun, McCutchen, D. Wright, Tulo.... not bad. It'll be fun to watch some semi meaningful baseball this spring, instead of the MLB running through the motions with their cactus league and spring training schedules.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*