re: MLB: ONE WEEK!
Oh yeah Rangers signed Lance Berkman. I'll love this if he can play semi-regularly, ie doesn't spend all season on the DL. Switch hitter at cleanup, or just hit him vs. RHP if need be. The guy can get on base; he has a career ~.400 OBP (15%+ walk rate). While his power isn't what it used to be, Arlington could offset that.
Not terrible. Add JUp to that, that has some nice potential. Pipe dream lineup...
Beltre/Berkman (depends on if you want to got RRLR or not)
With Berkman though it does looks like Profar starts in AAA and Olt definitely does. Olt probably needs some time in AAA really. Olt + other stuff could also be dealt for Upton, but I don't expect this to happen.