Edwin Jackson said his number one reason for signing with the Cubs was the inordinate amount of day games they play, thus allowing him to have dinner with his family. He insisted this was the brightest aspect he could think of concerning signing with the Cubs over anyone else.
*Zero sex-drive crew*
*More interested in power tools than females crew*
*Buys power tools for single use then keeps them in garage unused for decades crew*
*Pretends to be a handyman at home, takes 8 years to insulate a wall crew*
*Doesn't like music, movies, or TV crew*
*After some self reflection, realizes that he really doesn't like anything crew*