Re: Venkys Chicken now served with more Yak! (Manchester Location only) (Prem Thread)
found this, lolled hard
Liverpool do not fully accept Sky Sports findings that Pepe Reina is guilty of making a goalkeeping error during the Liverpool vs Man City game on the 3rd of January 2012. While we do accept the fact the ball crept under Reina in a somewhat peculiar fashion we stand by our players claim that the translation of the ball from the opposition players foot to the ball was misconstrued by outside parties which led to the goal in question. After consulting our aeronautic experts we are led to believe that the angle it was struck combined with the loss of air and bounce from the ball due to the sheer velocity of which the ball was hit created a unfair and unforeseeable swerve on the ball which resulted in a unstoppable dip of the ball into the ground.
We believe that during the throw in process the ball boy switched the balls with a slighty less pumped and slightly punctured ball which led to the change in air flight of the ball. We believe this was a deliberate attempt by the F.A to make Pepe Reina look like a poor goalkeeper. In the future we wish for the F.A to examine each ball before it is thrown in to determine quality and ensure its ability to maintain its condition for the entire game. We also wish to question James Milners throwing action and we appeal to the F.A to examine the use of any sharp objects to create a deviation of air flow from the ball. We also wish for the F.A to release any evidence that can provide the whereabouts of a large beach ball previously spotted at our last unintentional goalkeeping error made.
As a result of our findings we will be appealing against our 3-0 loss in this game.
There's a bunch on here. You're lucky if Steamed Hams missed you with his pic reps, I didn't even use the internet between Friday and Tuesday (damn NYE), and he still got me. So much chicken eating in my user cp.
Damn you, Steamed Hams!
Awesome pic to get people with though, I hope it wasn't just me.
i need to get so many people but losing 3 zip is too much of a downer.
so many united fans, if i were to bomb the entire of Manchester i'd only wipe out like 2 maybe 3 of you.