His hair is awful he looks camper than george michael and elton john put together.
I don't care how it looks really but to be on the sidelines and preening himself before coming on is fucking annoying. He's going on to a field to kick a ball around, not going for a Saturday night out.
Crunch him, Parker. Mess up his perfectly-placed hair.
The terrifying trio of Johnson, Barry and Downing on the field.
Here's a stat from Opta that brings into perspective just how one-sided the match was in the first half: Out of the 11 players who made the most passes in the first 45, only one was English - Scott Parker with 27 passes.