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#3,719 ·
Re: A LEAGUE OF FRAUDS

Dear Spurs fans,

I know this season has come as a shock to you, not only are you playing very well but many others are playing shit, unfortunately for you Leicester are above you based on the fact they have been a better team over 31 games. Titles are not decided on who makes the most passes, has the most possession or plays the prettiest football - you'd do well to adhere to a legend of a man who has looked like Deidre Barlow's neck for the past 30 years, Bruce Forsyth, and one of his most famous catchphrases; points win prizes. Leicester have won more games than you and lost less. Style might win you praise from pundits but you're still 5 points behind a team that your fans appear to look down their noses at. I am basing that off two people on a well known forum that I frequent. You have one hell of a manager, an incredible striker and some exciting youth and you should be proud of that. However you should also realise that in any other season you'd still be 5th or 6th, 4th at best. You're 2nd because everyone else has been dreadful. Don't take any of this for granted, as it won't last. Enjoy being runners up, it's all you get this season and it's all you're going to get once Chelsea stop being shit, City get Guardiola and United get Mourinho - Arsenal will obviously still finish 4th. So you need to understand that Leicester are going to be the Wimmer's of the league, there's nothing you Kane do about it so please stop with your Dier opinions.

Yours sincerely,

The footballing world.
 
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:jet6 and BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE SPURS


* Losing 5-1 to relegated 10 man Newcastle.


* Finishing with just ONE MORE POINT than :arry did in 11/12 before he was sacked.



* Just ONE MORE POINT than the AVB/Sherwood "disaster season".

* THE SAME POINTS as under :arry in 09/10.



* LESS POINTS than under AVB in 12/13.

BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE SPURS :jet3

...FINISHING BELOW ARSENAL AGAIN :banderas :berlino

Not so :jet6 now.





Another :jet4 for Kelechi, SECURING 4th for City. That's 5 MEANINGLESS POINTS he has earned with his :jet4's this season, the difference between City finishing above United.
 
#4,284 ·
:sodone :sodone :sodone


Szczesny on the twitter right now rustling theeeeee absolute bastarding fuck out of every Spurs fan's jimmy.

Micky Hazard's just been spotted outside B&Q with a hatchet and an air rifle. Apparently Gazza's en route with the cooked chicken and fishing rod. Fucking scenes, brothers. Fucking scenes.

Shambles of a season, but really, what a fucking spectacularly brilliant last day. Arteta coming on and scoring a goal by belting the ball of Mark Bunn's bunnet. Rosicky getting the hero's send off. Flamini heading off to save the world with his eight hundred billion quid. Me doing the back stroke in a sea of Tottenham tears.

I'll see you all in August, brothers. Thanks for the memories.
 
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The best way to put it in perspective is this:

Newcastle's BEST spell in the modern era was from 1993-2004. An 11 year period where they qualified for the champions league a FEW times and reached a couple of cup finals, without actually winning anything. Some deluded jawdees think they're a big club.

Arsenal's (an actual big club) WORST spell in the modern era is 2005-now. An 11 year period where they qualified for the champions league EVERY season and won a few trophies. Yet they're considered a running joke by many in the modern game.

On the subject of Bobby Robson... I know that Newcastle fans like to act as if he was their saviour, who they worshipped. Yet the truth of the matter is that they also BOOED him at times when they had slow starts in the league, failed to qualify for the champions league and when he dared to bench their then past it 'famous number 9' shirt wearing Jesus Shearer. Kevin Keegan raised their expectations in an era where the premier league was shit and had fallen behind the other big European footballing leagues. Since then a large portion (which is what Jawdess always ask for at the takeaway) of their fans have been massively deluded knackers. 'Barcelona of the North'. 'Geordie Nation'. OKAY THEN.



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I actually find this quite an interesting subject, as what makes a 'big club' is kind of subjective, because it can include so many variables. But for me:

1) Manchester United (Elite) -

An incredible history of winning major trophies, plus unrivalled success in domestic competition in the Sky tv money era (92 onwards) and 'oil money era' (2004 onwards).

2) Liverpool (Elite) -

'Five times' is probably the first thing you will think of, but their history in domestic competition is only second to United. They've had poor success in the league in the modern era (which is what has held them back), but have still won plenty of domestic cups and European trophies this century.

=3) Arsenal (Big club) -

An incredible record of domestic achievements, including being the record holder of biggest number of FA Cup wins. However, they've had very few trophy wins in the last decade, while their European record leaves a lot to be desired.

=3) Chelsea (Modern big Club) -

'They've got no history', which is not strictly true. Most clubs would have been happy to achieve what Chelsea had won before the sky tv money era. Many will throw accusations about oil money, but the club actually had good domestic and European success from the mid 90's onwards, before Abramovich took over. Their modern success has only been strengthened since then, with multiple domestic and European trophy wins.

5) Man City (Modern big club) -

Again, like Chelsea, they have a reasonable history in terms of winning all of the major domestic trophies. Their recent league title and domestic cup wins makes them a force to be reckoned with in modern times. Like Arsenal, their European record isn't great. This is possibly the most controversial placing, as the history of the clubs below could be argued to hold more merit. Then again, surely nobody would dream of trying to argue that Villa are a bigger club right now?

6) Aston Villa (sleeping giant) -

A club with a great domestic and European history, that has only had minor success in the modern era. Currently falling on hard times.

7) Everton (sleeping giant) -

Ever present in the top flight and have a great domestic history, but again have had minor success in the modern era.

8) Tottenham (sleeping giant) -

A good domestic and European history, with some moderate success in cup competitions in the modern era. A title winning success this season could massively boost their reputation.

9) Forest (Brian fucking Clough) -

A generally small club which had a relatively short period of incredible success with one of the GOAT managers. How you rank them compared to the four teams above largely depends on how much you value current success. I think a cut of period of no big trophy wins in 25 years is fair. After this the definition of a 'big club' really starts to lose any meaning (for example: Blackburn).




TL;DR = Obviously what makes a big club is up for debate, but the idea of Newcastle as a 'big club' is a bad joke by any definition, while some of their fans are the most deluded loonies around.
 
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Re: A LEAGUE OF FRAUDS

=3) Chelsea (Modern big Club) -

'They've got no history', which is not strictly true. Most clubs would have been happy to achieve what Chelsea had won before the sky tv money era. Many will throw accusations about oil money, but the club actually had good domestic and European success from the mid 90's onwards, before Abramovich took over. Their modern success has only been strengthened since then, with multiple domestic and European trophy wins.
They've got no history might not be entirely true but they have got very little history would be about right

Chelsea are anything but a big club and never have been

Up until the Sky tv money era arrived in about 1992 Chelsea had won the grand total of

1 League title
1 F.A Cup
1 League cup
1 Cup winners cup


So to put that into context Chelsea had won the fa cup the same number of times as football powerhouses like Oxford University,Royal Engineers,Clapham Rovers,Blackburn Olympic,Old Carthusians and Wimbledon .Clubs like the mighty Bury,Old Etonians and Preston had actually won it more times than Chelsea

Huddersfield,Portsmouth,Burnley and Preston are just a few clubs who had won more league titles than Chelsea prior to the Sky tv money era

Newcastle up until 1992 had won

4 league titles
6 F.A cups
1 Uefa cup

Since the birth of both football clubs Newcastle have consistently averaged bigger crowds than Chelsea and only once since 1981 have Chelsea averaged more. For me traditionally Newcastle are a miles bigger club than Chelsea

In a Premier league game at Stamford Bridge v Coventry in 1994 the attendance was 8,923

Prior to Abramovich turning up Chelsea had played in the European cup/Champions league once in there history and that was in 2000

The club were in financial ruins in 2003 until Abramovich come in and saved there arses .Without his money Chelsea would still be fuckall like they always have been

For me Chelsea never have been nor never will be a big club
 
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re: CRISIS CRISIS CRISIS CRISIS CRIIIIIIIIIIISIS

Guys, no one cares about Messi vs Maradona in the Premier League thread. Everyone is sick to death of it. Carry it on in PMs if you wish, but I don't want to see it in any football threads.

@Henry Hill, it's past the warning stage now. Draw this tedious subject up again and you'll be dealt with accordingly.
 
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Re: A LEAGUE OF FRAUDS

Sometimes I wished I watched or could get into this sport, for no other reason then to understand the cool dialect fans use, and how the league system works. Like what the hell is a fixture?
 
#3,975 ·
Re: A LEAGUE OF FRAUDS

Pulis should change his name to Goldust, cause that motherfucker knows how to SHATTER DREAMS.

Big shout out to Irish Jet, who hopped on the Spurs bandwagon late, but still managed to pick up the :lose as usual :Jordan
Oh god he was sucking them off big time last week saying they're unstoppable because they comfortably beat a Stoke side that were at the beach, only for them to completely fuck up a week later :mj4 CLASSIC JET HYPERBOLE

 
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