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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Re: Your opinion on the banning of collisions at homeplate
Pussy move by MLB. A homeplate collision is one of the most exciting things that can happen in baseball. Best case scenario might be that fewer runs will score because players will be more worried about fines and suspensions than scoring a potential run for their team.
That's exactly what MLB needs. More low scoring games. And knee injuries from players trying to stop themselves at 3rd base. Why can't we just let the players play? They know that what they do has the possibility of them being hurt. Stop making athletes second guess their instincts.
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Initially I entered this thread looking to make chemistry jokes... However, I fear that they Argon.