Was he talking about Everton fans, though?
Originally Posted by Joel
Seabs, Andy and Shep, you are all... BIG MEANIES! Yeah, I said it. Be nice to me or I will report y'all to the cyber police. Dun goofed.
Tomorrow we will destroy Stoke City Fitba Club. Hazard has finally transformed into God. His talent eclipses the whole Arsenal squad put together, as I said yesterday. You know this is 100% correct, Andy. Don't fight it. Accept it. Learn to live with it. And then you'll learn to love it
Hazard is like one of those Smurf fuckers with the white hats (I'll assume you've had a deprived childhood (like myself, I'll admit) and don't know what a Smurf actually wears on its head) that mine coal or steal trampolines or w/e it is those wee blue fuckers actually do. Except he's the little bitch girl. Hazard is the only vagina in a village full of tiny-dicked, blue midgets with gay little hats. He is the blue midget in fitba bukkake. Then there's Lampard bouncing around like the wee old fat fucker, except he's beardless because the Chelsea squad are a shit version of the Smurfs and can't grow proper beards, evident by Eden Hazards pitiful excuse for one. Fuck is that supposed to be, anyway? Jesus Christ, it's even worse than Jack Wilshere's.
You know what happens to Smurfs? Robert Huth eats them.
There is no argument for Eden Hazard being better at the fitba than Aaron Ramsey. One is called Eden Hazard and the other is called The Greatest Player of this or any other Generation. This is irrefutable.