Asenath

I am totally high on Kassius Ohno's beard. Hipster beards have taken over the WWE.

As for the other guy, he needs a good storyline. People have no reason to care about him yet - though I like the 5 languages gimmick. Just, in addition to some other compelling reason to pay attention. I like him, but I googled him and think his Claudio persona was great. Most people won't.

Trifektah

the 5 languages gimmick is the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

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Mr. Ziggles

I like him, but he needs to lose the thigh strips or whatever the fuck they are.

sharkboy22

This thread still going? This is how easy it is to make up a fucking story.

Step 1: Analyze the current WWE landscape
Step 2: Make shit up.

Here's my report for the week:

WWE Officials are seriously contemplating releasing Tensai. Reports have indicated that management hasn't been impressed with his work since returning to the WWE and that it's the reason why the downward spiral came for him after losing to Tyson Kidd. Things are not looking any better for Tensai after botching a spot on RAW this past week during his match with Ryback.

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WWE_Ultrastar

Good Wrestler, Terrible Gimmick.

He needs to be totally repackaged as something else. A word in 5 different languages is boring. Nobody cares about it, it's just a waste of 10 seconds. I don't really like the whole ex-rugby player thing either. He has fantastic in ring ability and a great look. He just needs an entirely new character and then nothing should stop him from becoming a top star in WWE.

Lightning

The only thing that stands out about him are them frisbee sized nipples.

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BOBORBK

Great example of all this "reports".

DrowningFish

Probably not his fault but using a remix of Dean Malenkos theme? Gtfo out with that nonsense. His Rosetta Stone gimmick is terrible aswell. Hell wrestling in general is terrible these days but I suppose that's another matter. Cesaros character is complete shit which is a damn shame considering his look and talent. Him and Sandow literally gets no reaction Atleast from the house shows I've been to

Asenath

Am I the only person who likes the thigh straps?

ultimatekrang

so i guess they love boring gimmicks. this guy has been completely average only so far, how they can see shit in him i dont know. basicly means he is tall and in good shape, maybe kissing some ass and vince and trips got boners on.

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