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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Toronto
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Re: Full SmackDown **Spoilers** for 5/16
Show opened with La Familia.
Yummy delight to open the show!
Vickie Guerreros infinite layer of silky beauty and her long dreamy hair flowed as Edge spoke, ever so passionately!
As the sweat glistened from all members of this just organization, many watched in adoration and envy, what a magical moment!
This was nothing short of beautiful, that chocolate decadent known as Teddy didnt ruin this heavenly moment, he actually spiced up the show with a blockbuster announcement!
CM Punk beat Chuck Polombo
Chuck pushed CM Punk to a decent wrestling match!
A big hug to Chuck Palumbo, big juicy hug, the finish was sad though!
Well in a positive way of thinking, Chuck can be more aggressive backstage!
La famlia was talking backstage.
Another sexy segment involving the coconut goddess known as Vickie!
Looks like Chavo is turning face, questioning authority, something all us lovely beings should do!
The tag team match up should be decent, after all, Mark Henry is the worlds most athletic man!
Michelle McCool beat Layla.
Very athletic match, Michelle Mcool did such a cookie crumble job, meaning each crumble of her onslaught was irresistible!
Michelles weight is a cause for concern, she looked very skinny, its a surprise that the issue has not been brought up!
Its sad that these women are pressured by CM Punk fans to look so skinny, such a shame!
Another fact that shows that CM Punk is a hazard to the company!
On the bright side, there are chemicals that eradicate hazards, in this case, the words, "Please stop it!"
Batista came out and cut a promo.
Not Batistas best promo, in fact it was rather bad! Poor Batista, at least he tries his sugary best!
Vickie changed the main event
This is what causes many men to pleasure themselves!
Seeing the lovely forehead lines, the crevacies, the reflection of light, all being potrayed on the golden face of this plump apple we all call Vickie Guerrero!
It was quite the sight, she even delivered a charismatic speech that sent shockwaves throughout the arena!
Vickie is the ultimate blend of beauty and power, she definitely is a role model for those wanting to be the sugariest of citizens!
Big Show and Finlay beat MVP and Mark Henry.
Match was decent, would have preferred if Mark and MVP had won it!
Vladimir Koslov beat Funaki.
Vladimir continues to impress with his expansive moveset!
Funaki giving the guy a rub was fantastic!
When someone like Funaki is willing to give a match to you like that, you know that you are going places! Mustve been an honor for Vladimir to be in the squared circle with one of the more charming superstars!
Wouldnt mind boiling Funaki, adding some teryaki sauce and indulging him in what can be called, a yummy Funaki mein!
Cherry beat Maryse.
Shocking turn of events!
Deuce and Domino must consider the techno scene, they could really pull it off!
Cherry is starting to build up confidence, a true inspiration for those with confidence issues! With that said, violence doesnt have to be the only solution to confidence building, planting bright lullabies and singing hymns in public can really balance out the chemicals that produce happiness!
Backstage Kofi was talking with Matt Hardy.
Good segment!
As expected, people will look too much into what Matt Hardy said, Eve is too busy doing executive work to be in a relationship!
Matt Hardy beat Shelton Benjamin.
Hmm, it wasnt bad, even had potential to be dubbed match of the night, but Shelton should be winning!
It was a vanilla versus chocolate confrontation, both men forced many to spew out sugary liquids from the bodies, great job by both warriors!
Main event
This was the icing on the jelly buttocks!
Boy did Vickie look lovely in her cute outfit! She plays the whole girl next door look prutty well, I love how she moves and jiggles around in her outfit, what a yummy cake!
All in all, this weeks edition of Smackdown gets a 9/10!
Good efforts by all except CM Punk, new feuds were made, old ones were replenished and Vickie Guerrero being the main focus really made it hard to avoid playing with this long chocolate wood!
The Great Khali isnt there though, long are the days of the most pleasure inducing superstar!
He is busy policing those being attacked by tigers in the harsh state of India, as well as mentoring the young to do much more with their refreshing lives, what a heroic marvel!
Soon though, we will all gaze in a pool of our orgasmic goo, at the sight of, The Great Khali!
I love love, lawls!
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Full SmackDown **Spoilers** for 5/16
