Here's the way *It Should Have Been(LOL) WWE SmackDown:
The show opened with Ryback cutting a rug. This led to our first match of the night, Ryback vs. Pee Wee Herman.
* Herman defeated Ryback.
* Ricardo Rodriguez cut a record backstage about his victory on RAW.
* Fandango danced with Zack Ryder in a short match, probably around 5 minutes.
* Zeb Colter vs. Ricardo Rodriguez is next. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir interferes, and then Alberto Del Rio gets involved. Teddy Long comes out and makes it a tag team match.
* Zeb Colter & Jack Swagger & The M.T.Choir vs. Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez & The June Taylor Dancers is next. Team Ziggler is at ringside and interferes. It is now a triple threat tag team match.
* Zeb Colter & Jack Swagger & the M.T. Choir vs. Alberto Del Rio & Ricardo Rodriguez & The June Taylor Dancers vs. Big E. Langston & Dolph Ziggler & The Dallas Cowboys is up now. Del Rio & Rodriguez & the J. T. Dancers got the win via submission.
* There was a segment where The Shield were beating on an unknown person. They cut a promo, and when they left, it was revealed that the unknown person was Neil Diamond.
* Randy Orton defeated Damien Sandow with the BVD. After the match, The Big Show came out and talked bi-sequential computations to Orton.
There was a backstage segment with Kane coming out of the trainer's closet after visiting Bryan. He said that the Shield will pay to get his car out of the impound lot.
* Mark Henry vs. Sheamus in an leg wrestling contest is next. Henry won the leg wrestling contest. Now Sheamus is challenging Henry for another thumb wrestling contest, left thumb vs. left thumb. Henry accepted the challenge, but as soon as they started, Sheamus hit him with a piano. They fought for a minute with Sheamus getting the best of Henry, leaving Henry laid out in a tuxedo.
* Dean Ambrose defeated Kane via tri-quarter combination arm and leg throw after The Shield interfered. Kane attacked The Shield before the match. After the match, The Shield attacked Kane 3-on-1 and triple power kicked him. They then stood over him holding a bible and three boiler makers.
* The Big Show & Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton and Sheamus is a work in progress.
Bye for now...