KARLA LOPEZ, THE HOTTEST MODEL/ACTRESS ALIVE. Sheamus, Swagger, Wade, Dixie, Cesaro, Sami, DB, RKO, Drew, Del Rio, Cody, Punk, AJ LEE / (STAY STRONG, JTG, AND DREW ) CHAMPviaDQ = Great GFX. Karla in Pink
It's not going to feel like anything special when all the "old school" stuff is shit we've seen recently. Like, we've seen Hacksaw & Slaughter. We see them all the time. Piper & Snuka too. Bring out like I.R.S. Bring out Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Akeem the African Dream. Just random people that we haven't seen forever. The Bushwhackers! The Nasty Boys! Meng/Haku! I'm sure none of those guys are doing anything.
I'll pop for HTM & Dussy Rowes' theme song.
Prime Time Players are in the ring and they're jaw jacking to the fans. MILLIONS A DOLLARS MILLIONS A DOLLARS etc etc. Then all of a sudden...
SLICK comes out to his Jive Soul Bro music. He says that the Prime Time Players may be great dancers, but they don't have any soul, and he has the perfect opponent for Titus O'Neil tonight, so he brings out...
...AKEEM. He dances to the ring and beats the hell out of Titus, plus he gets a few shots in on Darren Young.
I would so fucking mark out for this.
__________________ If you type "Adolf Hitler was a fucking cunt" into Google using the speechmarks, you get two results over the entire internet. If you type in "Jeremy Kyle is a fucking cunt", you get 612. I can't do the maths, but that sounds about right.
The show won't be good. Raw 20 sucked ass even by mild expectations. I have no doubt while a couple of returns will be nice, the show in general will be shit, especially with the 3 hour format.
Old School Raw 2010 was decent though and that was through a mediocre year. It was a great nostalgic event. Granted, it wasn't during the Road to Wrestlemania and if I remember correctly we had CM Punk on commentary, but I'm sure tonight will be good fun.