10 things I learned from Raw this past Monday
Here are 10 things learned from this weeks RAW:
10. Tease Cena vs CM Punk (Ratings go up)......announce it for the following week (ratings drop).......announce Mark Henry will be on next (ratings not only are regained but go through the roof). Mark "Ratings Savior" Henry.
9. Judging by tonights crowd Wrestlemania 30 will suck.
8. Correction to number 9: Wrestlemania 30 will be epic because of the epic "Once in a Lifetime" Rock vs Cena III.....4 years in the making!!!!
7. Swagger vs ADR > Rock vs Cena = getting teebaged by Big Dick Johnson.
6. Brad Maddoux: Just a fan making it to the top one blowjob at a time.
5. Sure Swagger vs Bryan was a good match.....but the real attraction of the match was the silent war between Zebs facial hair and Bryans beard.
4. After almost 2 years of speculation and questioning, Wade Barrett finally told us what the "Big Picture" is.......Dead Man Down. I can finally sleep comfortably at night.
3. Shield will be unstoppable.....that is until they face just John Cena. Source: Nexus
2. Put a snake in Kanes path, he will stomp on it and kill it. Put a goat in his path, he will stare at it like an idiot and take an RKO.
1. Show up to pick up your date in a Rock T-shirt and fathers everywhere will approve of you getting a piece of their daughters pie.