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Colonel_Slapnuts · 02-12-2013, 06:07 AM

Well....Don't know what to say about this. Hopefully more information will be coming out in the coming week.

TheFranticJane · 02-12-2013, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BULLY

how is cheating on your wife adult and mature? I'd say it is the complete opposite.

Placing your own NATURAL sexual urges above the man-made, redundant concept of monogamy is indeed a great sign of both maturity and intellectual enlightenment.
Because John was herded into a Church, said a few hollow words and put a round bit of metal on his finger he HAS to only be with one woman?
John Cena is a star, John Cena is the biggest name in wrestling today. He is SURROUNDED by beautiful women who throw themselves at him. He only acted the way any warm-blooded male would act, he gave in to the instincts that nature gifted him with.

Who's more mature? The one who embraces their true nature? Or one who hides that nature behind the quasi-mystic mumbo-jumbo of marriage and its supposed sanctity?

**BULLY** · 02-12-2013, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by VINT

If the half of the people in this thread met Cena right this second they'd pull a Barney Stinson and high-five him for doin' dat.

Doing what? Cheating on his wife with a pornstar?

Ain't nobody got time for that.

bigdog40 · 02-12-2013, 06:09 AM

Who cares? I swear you guys "hate" Cena so match that you try to bash what he does outside his job, it aint that serious. He's not taking your girlfriends.

Mrs. Austin Aries · 02-12-2013, 06:10 AM

Her and Claire Lynch need to go at it, but I bet she would no-sell Claire's acting. Much like the rest of us did. And in this case "Kendra Sucks" chants might be more appropriate.

Still don't know if this is true or not, but given those pictures she's doing her best to milk it for all it's worth.

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Originally Posted by BULLY

And if she gets out of line, he gives her the attitude adjustment

Actually, I was gonna say "...then WWE tried to give his wife an Attitude Adjustment" but I left it alone.

And

at someone trying to blame the wife. I would only blame her for actually expecting her husband to stay faithful. Wait.

**The GOAT One** · 02-12-2013, 06:11 AM

Just when you thought you'd heard it all, someone compares John Cena to Jimmy Saville

SonoShion · 02-12-2013, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bigdog40

Who cares? I swear you guys "hate" Cena so match that you try to bash what he does outside his job, it aint that serious. He's not taking your girlfriends.

so MATCH.