balefire

I've said this a few times already.

Ladies and gentleman, introducing the only living, breathing, rompin', stompin', Funkasaurus and Hiphopopotamus in captivity, Brodus Clay and Albert, Soul Train!

They could be basically a modern Natural Disasters.

Scorpion Deathdrop

They should get Karl Anderson and reunite him with Albert for "Bad Intentions". Then go sign "The Young Bucks". Have the two feud for the next year until they can sign/build some new teams.