I'm looking forward to Raw. Mainly because now I know Jericho is sticking around and will be there. The Rock is also WWE Champion and I'm curious to hear from Punk regarding The Shield. That smirk when the lights came on told the story. I want to know what that was about.
I wonder what Vince has in store for Heyman as well. Maybe a Lesnar appearance happens beginning to the build towards HHH/Lesnar II?
Could be Punk, could be Cena even though people have been saying for years that it's not happening.
Who knows, this could be the year. He had such a shitty 2012 that it secretly drove him mad and now he's doing everything in his power to make sure he's back on top as champion where he feels he belongs.
That might include working with Shield.
A Cena/Punk double turn could work, if they were willing to do it. Cena is revealed as being the leader of the Shield. He says he did everything he could to keep the title on Punk until he fought the Rock, because he knew there was no way Punk could beat the Rock. He just isn't good enough. Then Vince said he'd strip Punk of the title if the Shield interfered and he couldn't take the chance that Punk pulled it out, so he sent them down to the ring to take out the Rock. Losing to the Rock last year has been eating at him all year and he NEEDS to beat him, and he's finally willing to do everything and anything to do so.
Punk comes out later and says that he heard what Cena said and it's made him realize something. He realizes that he isn't the best in the world anymore. He's grown too complacent and reliant on other people. He apologizes for the delusional way he's acted, and he says that he needs to take some time off to get his head straight. But he does no forgive, and he does not forget, and when he comes back there will be hell to pay for bad influences in his life that brought him down and that it will be unlike anything the WWE has ever seen before.
*Cena enters the ring while smirking, met with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos*
Cena: Now... Now... We need to clarify some things. One: I just had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles this morning. Two: I left the doors to my hotel room open and I'm sure a certain obsessed fan will come in and steal all of my memorabilia! Yes, I'm talking about you Zack Ryder.
*audience is mostly confused*
Cena: Hold on... before I continue... what day is it today? Anyone?
*Cena raises the microphone, a few children scream out "Monday!"*
Cena: Monday? Are we sure about that? Can someone check the calender?! Monday... Monday... Monday, Monday, Monday. Ahh, tough old Monday. You have a long, rest-filled, and enjoyable weekend, and then BAM! LIKE A BRICK IN YOUR FACE, MONDAY just comes in and rains on your parade. Don't believe me?
*Cena scouts for a victim in the audience*
Cena: Now you! Yes you, kid in the front row. You probably spend your mondays... wishing you could go back in time, right? Back in time to good ol' Sunday, or Saturday. Doesn't it suck having to go back to school, back to Mr. Jefferson yapping his face off about how you forgot to turn in your homework, or how you're too old to be wearing Jean Shorts?
*Kid smiles and nods, while Cena points at his Gym shorts*
Cena: Yes... Mondays are tough. But knowing you, you probably doze off in class anyways. Dream about getting some ice cream or talking to that one pretty girl in your class that you think might like you back!
(Backstage, Vince is grinning emphatically)
Cena: And that old man over there! For you, Monday might not be all that different from Sunday. If you're retired and living at home like I presume you do, Monday might even be quite relaxing! But, I'm sure that you can notice how the world suddenly SPEEDS UP come Monday. No time for relaxation. It's just a speeding car going back to the Future with Marty McFly screaming for it to slow down!
*sympathy laughs from the crowd*
Cena: See, Mondays can be tough. Monday can be the kind of day that starts off a chain reaction of tough days of work, studying, and no playing. And for WWE superstars, it's no different. Heck, just look at Dolph Ziggler! Coming off a Rumble loss, Ziggler has to deal with being a blond-haired clown for the rest of the week!
*audience is mostly confused*
Cena: And for me, I'm here to address many of the same fans I saw yesterday. I'm here to perform, just as I did yesterday. But the difference between my Mondays and everyone else's Mondays is that there isn't ANYWHERE I'd rather be, and you better believe it Jack that I love the intensity, I love the speed, I love the world coming together and moving forward for MONDAY NIGHT RAW. AND THIS MONDAY SURE ISN'T MUNDANE BECAUSE BY GOLLY I AM GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEEEEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sheamus: That was a bizarre but passionate promo by Cena... that's what I should say if anyone asks, right Fella?
WWE Creative: Yes )
And then the Rock and Cena have a promo discussing how much they respect each other, and how they're basically best friends.
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One look at that thread and I noped the fuck out of there. It's fucking ridiculous. Sadly, it'll trickle in here over the next day. I do hope Rock brings a new title though, he's pretty much the last hope I have for it happening, since it seemed like Punk wasn't gonna do it (or who knows, maybe he was saving it for Day 500 ). Interested to see how Punk reacts and whether or not the Shield/Not Shield attack will play into it.
Gonna have to try to enjoy everything in spite of Cena, now more than ever. It's becoming more and more likely that we're getting an entirely new level of Super Cena.
Main thing though: I pray to every God there is that Jericho is here to stay.
I'm sure Punk would've loved to have done it... but did you really think they were going to let Punk introduce the new belt? Sorry, but just like the 'Mania main-event, that's another thing that's reserved for Cena.
Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister
70% of this forum, if not higher, are morons.
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