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Join Date: Dec 2005
Re: 1/28 Raw Discussion: Fallout from the Rumble
*Cena enters the ring while smirking, met with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos*
Cena: Now... Now... We need to clarify some things. One: I just had a bowl of Fruity Pebbles this morning. Two: I left the doors to my hotel room open and I'm sure a certain obsessed fan will come in and steal all of my memorabilia! Yes, I'm talking about you Zack Ryder.
*audience is mostly confused*
Cena: Hold on... before I continue... what day is it today? Anyone?
*Cena raises the microphone, a few children scream out "Monday!"*
Cena: Monday? Are we sure about that? Can someone check the calender?! Monday... Monday... Monday, Monday, Monday. Ahh, tough old Monday. You have a long, rest-filled, and enjoyable weekend, and then BAM! LIKE A BRICK IN YOUR FACE, MONDAY just comes in and rains on your parade. Don't believe me?
*Cena scouts for a victim in the audience*
Cena: Now you! Yes you, kid in the front row. You probably spend your mondays... wishing you could go back in time, right? Back in time to good ol' Sunday, or Saturday. Doesn't it suck having to go back to school, back to Mr. Jefferson yapping his face off about how you forgot to turn in your homework, or how you're too old to be wearing Jean Shorts?
*Kid smiles and nods, while Cena points at his Gym shorts*
Cena: Yes... Mondays are tough. But knowing you, you probably doze off in class anyways. Dream about getting some ice cream or talking to that one pretty girl in your class that you think might like you back!
(Backstage, Vince is grinning emphatically)
Cena: And that old man over there! For you, Monday might not be all that different from Sunday. If you're retired and living at home like I presume you do, Monday might even be quite relaxing! But, I'm sure that you can notice how the world suddenly SPEEDS UP come Monday. No time for relaxation. It's just a speeding car going back to the Future with Marty McFly screaming for it to slow down!
*sympathy laughs from the crowd*
Cena: See, Mondays can be tough. Monday can be the kind of day that starts off a chain reaction of tough days of work, studying, and no playing. And for WWE superstars, it's no different. Heck, just look at Dolph Ziggler! Coming off a Rumble loss, Ziggler has to deal with being a blond-haired clown for the rest of the week!
*audience is mostly confused*
Cena: And for me, I'm here to address many of the same fans I saw yesterday. I'm here to perform, just as I did yesterday. But the difference between my Mondays and everyone else's Mondays is that there isn't ANYWHERE I'd rather be, and you better believe it Jack that I love the intensity, I love the speed, I love the world coming together and moving forward for MONDAY NIGHT RAW. AND THIS MONDAY SURE ISN'T MUNDANE BECAUSE BY GOLLY I AM GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEEEEMANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sheamus: That was a bizarre but passionate promo by Cena... that's what I should say if anyone asks, right Fella?
WWE Creative: Yes )
And then the Rock and Cena have a promo discussing how much they respect each other, and how they're basically best friends.
Last edited by Trumpet Thief; 01-28-2013 at 04:16 AM.