That's not the point. The point is you don't build an entire show around matches that are supposed to end quickly, only for someone not a part of that gimmick to have the fastest match of the night. It's fucking stupid.
It's like a Cruiserweight doing a Tombstone Piledriver on the concrete in the curtain jerk when The Undertaker is going over in the main event.
I bet big show will be in the rumble if he loses his match.