Re: A secret gift
Make a compilation of all of Val Venis' suggestive introductions, promos, and backstage segments, complete with that filthy Tron video of screws being driven into wood, a hot dog being laid on a bun, a train rocketing into a tunnel, and so on.
That'll really spice up their wedding night.
Batista: I want to win the Rumble and then the title at WrestleMania!
Vince: Your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well.