Re: A secret gift
Make a compilation of all of Val Venis' suggestive introductions, promos, and backstage segments, complete with that filthy Tron video of screws being driven into wood, a hot dog being laid on a bun, a train rocketing into a tunnel, and so on.
That'll really spice up their wedding night.
How unfortunate. If you cannot fight your opponent yourself, you are not fit to be our leader. I am the only suitable leader anyway!