Here's whats gonna happen.
Undertaker is going to come out and slowly walk down the ramp. He gets in the ring, does his whole "if i was going down on you this is what i'd do with my tongue" shpeel. He looks up at the Wrestlemania sign and points, gets a microphone and says "who's next?" Goldberg's music hits and he's being escorted by The Shield (no relevance, they just didnt have any security at the time so they just picked the closet jobbers in Bossman clothes) he comes down, stands in the sparks, singes his beard (not giving a fuck) gets in the ring and stares down Taker, who is like "wtf is WCW" Goldberg grabs the mic and says "YOU'RE NEXT" and spears him.
Match starts off with Ryback just focusing on beating the shit out of Punk. Punk is like "dude wtf climb the ladder for the spot" and Ryback isn't listening. He's just destroying him. Anyways, so Ryback is like "oh shit the spot" and starts to climb the ladder. As he's climbing The Shield's music hits and they come out from the crowd. They're sorta pissed that they had to escort Goldberg earlier, but they'll get past that. Anyways, here they come into the ring and stare down Ryback. All of a sudden Cena and Sheamus run down and stand side by side with Ryback. Ryback looks at his watch and says "Its clobberin time" and then Cena and Sheamus exchange a look and are like "Nope its jobberin time!" They motion toward the Shield and they all start beating the shit out of Ryback who is like "guys? guys?! GUYS?!" Cena grabs a mic and says "Theres only two top babyfaces in this buisness you poop nose" and leave the ring. CM Punk, who was checking his watch cause he thought for SURE it was indeed clobberin time, is up the ladder and grabs the title. He's like "BEST IN THE WORLD" still checking his watch, even though Heyman was like "No dude it IS clobberin time, now celebrate!"
After that debacle, the Rock comes down to shake Punk's hand. No one is in the ring except Punk and Heyman. Punk looks at him like "No Dwayne, we aren't friends" And Rock is like "but dude... shake" and then The Shield comes out like "No Dwayne" and attack him. Then the show closes and we all come on here like "THAT...WAS...