U mean the pink n the stink; the beardo and the weirdo?
Top 5 (In Ring today):
1. Daniel "YOU GON GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICK IN" Bryan - #UNDERDOGFACE
2. CM "ROUNDHOUSE KICKIN N' GO2SLEEPIN" Punk - #HEDONTGIVETWOSHITFACE
3. Antonio "GUT STOMPIN N' CESARO SWINGIN" Cesaro - #WETHEPEOPLE
4. Seth "KNEES SELLING N' LEGS KICKIN" ROLLINS- #SHIELD
5. Randy "SCOOP SLAMMIN N' RKOIN" Orton - #CORPORATEHEEL
Top 10 All Time Greats(in any order):
1. Shawn Michaels
2. Eddie Guerrero
3. The Undertaker
4. William Regal
5. Chris Jericho
6. Daniel Bryan
7. MASKED Kane
8. Rey Mysterio
9. Kurt Angle
10. Stone Cold
People tuned up because they thought they were going to see something titillating. What they got was a strip show and five minutes of two people rumbling around under the blankets while Lawler hooted and hollered.
I was never so happy to see Ric Flair turn up in my life.
If this would happen, kids in the audience suddenly will enter puberty in rapid speed and all the complains WWE will get, oh my.
"It's that jolt of electric anticipation as the arena lights go down. It's the first jarring chord as the music hits and the pyrotechnics erupt into sparks that fade to a sizzle. It's that moment when an iconic Superstar emerges and the crowd is instantly ignited into a deafening roar. The fans can feel the adrenaline surging through the stands and they realize they are each a part of the spectacle, a part of the phenomenon, a part of the thrill of wrestling. Each of them will forever be able to say... I Was There."
Rhodes and Striker both have the mustaches for the 70's porno vibe, get Chyna (since she's apparently doing porno now)---add some of Lawler's not so subtle innuendos and Cole yelling "Vintage Chyna" during the action and watch the ratings soar.
"Please hold for a second, I gotta whoop this guy's ass."