And somewhere he was laughing, in a white-painted loft.
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Re: Breaking: Punk having emergency knee surgery
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Originally Posted by Hawksea
I think Vince can breath a sigh of relief now. The string of below 3.0 ratings will soon be over.
More real tough guys in the main event scene = more interest on the product
Can't wait till "Duuuuwayne" finally takes the title off his non-drawing, as-tough-as-a-Pizza-Hut-delivery-guy, mediocre-wrestling-abilitied (who got carried by Cena in the greatest match of his life), whiny, skinnyfat a**.
It's being reported now that his knee locked up completely after Raw on Monday so he flew out late that night for an emergency consultation which ended up in needing surgery the next day, it was some fairly minor work on his cartilage, and he is expected to be out for a few weeks only.
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Turn your thoughts to the roots,
As we've all been caught up in the branches.
I say have Punk come out on Raw and say how he was injured and Vince be a douche and say you must defend your title. Have the Shield make it 4 on one at TLC. Hell No and Orton run in to interfere and we have a giant clusterfuck Russoesque TLC brawl that somehow ends up giving Punk the title back. Sounds fun!
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Knee surgery? Great, guess the match with Rock is off. I KNEW Ryback was gonna injure him, I called it. Somebody fire this fucking guy.
Except that it isn't.
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Originally Posted by Green Light
Was just taking my dog for a walk and a guy down the park said he heard from his wife's brother's uncle's second cousin who works for the company that caters Wrestlemania that a chef overheard Vince's driver say that Cena is gonna turn heel tonight