The holidays are a time for LAUGHTER
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Re: Details on Vince's backstage blow-up
Hopefully it's true, as Del Rio basically said all that needed to be said in that interview. Hoping he said something similar to Vince's face as well. It'd be funny if, after a match, Del Rio grabs a mic and walks to the ramp and cut a promo about the current WWE. I imagine it'd be something like this:
"Look at that eh, I just beat Zack Ryder for the 38th time to show how "dangerous" I am. How many more times must I beat him WWE? 72? 114? It is ridiculous. I didn't travel from my home country of Mexico to the WWE to job endlessly to real-life Beaker and beat nobodies all the time. And my "feud" with Sheamus? What fucking feud? The feud where I smash his head with my rental car and the other time he takes my other rental car for a spin and trashes it? Where we have stupid promos and he calls me a bird? And I say it's my destiny to beat him and then smile like a idiota. And then lose to him 80 freaking times. It's pathetic. I can work this mic better than any idiota in the back. Instead, I'm given shit for material with the destiny manure. It is not a surprise audience doesn't give two shits about me, hell I'd be surprised if they gave one shit. And we can't even be bad guys anymore. I take sign away, mother cries about it on Twitter. What do I have to do, go to ring and mean faces at my opposition? Pathetic Vince, change it, or this company goes bye-bye. And while you're at it, get Cena's dick out of your mouth. No wonder you always have bad breath when I talk to you."
*Drops microphone and flips off camera before leaving*
Now read that in Del Rio's face.
Not a chance in hell that happens, and we're still not even sure Del Rio or anyone for that matter said anything. But imagine if it did? Del Rio would become an IWC God overnight.