Originally Posted by Walk-In
Oh man, I can't wait 'til Austin calls him a mealy-mouthed sum-bitch.
"So I been hearing lately about this piece a' trash calling himself CM Punk. I been hearing him yammer and bitch EACH AND EVERY WEEK about how nobody respects his damn carcass and how in his head he's the best wrestler in the world. Each and every time he says those words, its a slap in the face of Stone Cold Steve Austin. By my count, he's slapped me in the face hundreds of times now, which means I owe that mealy-mouthed sum-bitch twice that in return when I stomp a mudhole in his scrawny little tattooed ass!
Punk, I know your watching backstage. Open your beady little eyes, son. You are staring right now at the all time
best in the world. Nothing you've done, are doing now, or ever will do in the future will be in the same damn ballpark as Stone Cold Steve Austin. I've beaten the best this industry has thrown at me time and time again, while all I ever see you do is stick yer tail between yer legs and run your yella belly away from every single fight that crosses yer path. And now you have the guts to insult Stone Cold when he's not even around, and expect that that kinda BS is just gonna fly? ENH ENH! That's not gonna happen as long as ol' Stone Cold has something to say about it. You say nobody takes you seriously as the best right now. You step foot into this ring with me and keep flapping yer little gums, and I'll show ya how seriously I take ya after I drop the Stunner on yer whining ass.
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE...CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!"
I know that this is supposed to tease a Punk/Austin feud, but Austin is so much of a God compared to Punk being a peon that its laughable to try and compare them. Forget being in the same ballpark, Austin is so far ahead he's playing a different game.