People are right. We need Russo back
Vince McMahon opens the show.
"Time to shake things up dammit!
Brand Extension is no more so we don't need 2 General Managers. We need one comissioner here and that is none other than Vince Russo! Vinnie Ru come on down!"
Vince Russo shakes the hand of McMahon and cuts a promo
"People ask me why I came back. You know what, I don't need this shit! I have 2 kids at home but I came back for the Drew Macs, JTGs and Bertis in this business! Vince McMahon trusts me just like he trusted me in the nineties and I have now full control of this show. As far the former GMs are concerned. Booker I made you a main eventer and that means I can break you so step back and AJ should go back to her Hello Kitty Treasure Island nuthouse. I give you three guys I have chosen to take WWE to a whole new level. Ryback, Mason Ryan and Darren Young"
Shane McMahon appears and says Russo is the evil and he hired 3 evil twins to destroy the business, therefore he gives the fans the "good" counterparts, Goldberg, Batista and John Cena. Goldberg, Batista and Cena start to fight with their evil twins, Ryback, Mason and Young but they are interrupted by the Teddy Long theme
"Hold on Playas! If we gonna do it we gonna do it right with a six man tag team match" Russo says that he calls the shots here and Teddy says that this is his last call before he leaves
"One more thing Vinnie Ru playa! You will also go one on one with Da Undertaka"
Lights go out and The Undertaker comes to the ring. Russo tries to leave but Kane appears and drags him back in the ring. The Brothers of Destruction grab Russo by the throat while Teddy Long dances but they let Russo go and they reveal themselves as Brian Lee and Luke Gallows, the fake Undertaker and Kane when all of sudden Diesel appears but he reveals himself as fake Diesel aka the real Kane and chokeslams Russo.
Time for the main event
Goldberg, Batista and John Cena vs. evil twins Ryback, Mason Ryan and Darren Young. There is a key on the pole for the door of hell where the evil twins came from.
Cena grabs the key and opens the door to hell. He shows the AA on Darren Young and throws him through the door, Batista does the same with Mason. Ryback realizes it's 3 on 1 so he tries to convince Cena and Batista that he is Goldberg and that Goldberg is Ryback.
Tensai appears and says in japanese there is only one way to find out who is the real Goldberg, both should try to suplex him. Goldberg does it without problems but Ryback fucks it up twice. The whole roster laughs at Ryback for being a Goldberg rip-off and they all throw Ryback through the door of hell.
The whole roster starts to celebrate in the ring. Scott Hall appears in the crowd " Hey Yo! You people know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here. I'm here for the beer" The APA theme starts and Faarooq and Bradshaw bring some beer with them, Sandman appears also with some beer. Stone Cold appears with the beer truck and all the superstars celebrate in the ring. Kelly Kelly is in the ring and a big gangbang starts. Sin Cara also wants some fun but he botches and ejaculates too early.
Melina comes to the ring and the gangbang continues while John Morrison watches from the ringside.
Linda McMahon appears crying "Think of the senate elections Vince!"
Vince responds "Screw the elections! We got bitches in the ring
Time to celebrate"
Kevin Nash grabs the mic "Hey Linda look at the adjective, celebrate"
The show ends with Chris Warren performing the DX theme with all members and the Ravishing Rick Rude hologram dancing except of Chyna who just watched the performance in a wheelchair after her recent gangbang.
End of the show