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Old 10-06-2012, 04:01 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Allow Orton to shoot up live on TV and spend two hours watching him alternate between violent rage, sobbing and projectile vomiting.

Also, they need to repackage Undertaker as The Philadelphia Cowboy, a disease ridden male prostitute who carries around a syringe of his own blood he injects opponents with after his matches.
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:07 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Allow Orton to shoot up live on TV and spend two hours watching him alternate between violent rage, sobbing and projectile vomiting.

Also, they need to repackage Undertaker as The Philadelphia Cowboy, a disease ridden male prostitute who carries around a syringe of his own blood he injects opponents with after his matches.
Tag team with Scott Hall perhaps?
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:18 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Have Melina whip all the divas naked!
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:48 PM   #64 (permalink)
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WWE host the 2nd presedential debates on monday night raw! the wwe does obama vs romney. during the middle of the debate big bird comes to beat the shit outta romney, however john cena comes to save the day. kids are confused on who to choose and boo cena. cena picks mitt over the fans becuase mitt is a republican like linda. IWC Marks make the rating a 1.0, average people come for the debate. 5.0, kids come for big bird 2.3, and the average fans 3.0 for a grand total of 11.3 deafeating monday night football and becoming a national pastime for america. derrick batemen then debuts the usa guy and fucks canadian Natalya Neidhart for international relations. while yelling out chicks and America
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Old 10-06-2012, 07:53 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Have James Rolfe and Doug Walker write it
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:16 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Serious points:
- I think a new stable is good, it brings new talent to the table. Like the group of Nexus, they produced new future top stars such as Wade Barrett, Bryan, Ryback.
- Ryback winning the WHC and goes against guys like Henry, Show, Bryan, Sheamus. It will definitely get my interest and see what the guy can do, but if he failed tho, they should depush him and put him on the Midcard until he finally gets it.
- Hunico I seriously love watching this guy in the ring, I want to see him hold the IC title and progress to what he's capable off.
- The Usos is a very underrated tag team, maybe if they bring Rikishi to help them grow and bring/grab people's attention to them.
- Wade Barrett as a champion, a feud with Antonio Cesaro will be amazing.
- Triple threat matches, I'm just sick of the one-on-one or tag matches, they seem so predictable and unfair.
- bring back the cruiserweight title or the ECW title, dont know if it's possible.
- Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Chris Hero WWE debut.
- Bring Chael Sonnen, Samoa Joe, Magnus to the WWE if possible.

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Old 10-06-2012, 08:29 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Best thread I've seen in awhile. Can't remember laughing that much after just reading the first few posts.

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Old 10-06-2012, 08:47 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Vince and Shane-o-mac vs Daniel Bryan and Kane. 3 hour Iron man match for the tag team titles..... playa.
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Old 10-06-2012, 09:39 PM   #69 (permalink)
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Fire all the weak minded wwe creative and just give up on ratings.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:08 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Did someone say Womanbeater?
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