Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
We see Clay and his Girls dancin' with Santino and a few kids in the ring, joking around with the Cobra and laughing with the little boys and girls.
Suddenly, a fist crashes through the ring, grabs Santinos leg and breaks it. The camera shows his face full of pain and tears.
The kids are screaming, Clay don't know what's going on, The women jump out of the ring, falling down, crying.
The Arm comes from under the ring to the two women and breaks their legs, too. No butt-to-butt move anymore.
Clay's jumping like crazy to the arm, grabs it and drags the person out.
It's Brock Lesnar.
Brodus tries to smash Lesnars face but Lesnar dodges it and breaks Clays arm in the same move.
The camera now is on Lesnar, looking around to the broken bodies, satisfied. He smiles.
The crowd is shocked.
You hear some people boo, some people scream, and a few hardcorefans cheering. Sick.
Then, Hornswoggle comes out and points at Lesnar. He smiles and is laughing. Then he stops and looks angry. Slobber is coming out of his mouth. He starts to scream and runs Lesnar right in the arms. Lesnar manages to throw Hornswoggle against the steel stairs.
General Manager Aj comes out in that moment, laughing, proudly looking through the arena. She whispers "Great..." through the microphon. She then announces, that Hornswoggle will face Lesnar in Hell in a Cell.
"But here's a big difference between me and Aj Styles.
I got the better hair now... I'll have the better hair tomorrow.
And If we ever cross paths and I beat him in the ring I'll have the better hair the next morning too."