Tag Teaming With James Ellsworth
Join Date: Apr 2011
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Ok I've used the "WF Official opinion collater" to accurately predict what will SAVE WWE!!! according the forum as a whole.
1. Have heels win every match, regardless of logic or how good they are.
2. After all the heels have won the matches, turn all the faces heel. Because heels rule and faces suck because they are PG. This will result in a mind warping time zone situation where every wrestler is a heel and must win every match.
3. Speaking of PG, have every match feauture random blade jobs and chair shots to the head. Coz that's what they did the Attitude Era.
4. At least 80% of every show should have CM Punk in the ring on his own talking.
5. Fire everyone who weighs over about 300 pounds, because they don't have good workrate like Tyson Kidd.