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Join Date: Jun 2011
Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Main Event: John Cena on commentary as he announces a huge main event. Out comes none other than PRESIDENT OBAMA! He talks about how he is tired of that jackass Mitt Romney talking nonsense about him. He calls Mitt out. They cut a promo for the ages until, George W Bush comes out! He talks about how Obama stole his spotlight and how he banged Obama's wife. Obama slaps Bush. Out comes Vince Mcmahon. He tells how he will run for president in 2016. They all laugh. He declares that they have a No Holds Barred Match right then and there. They all agree. As the match is about to start, Vince announces the special guest referee: Big Dick Johnson. The match begins. Eventually, everyone is bleeding heavily, and Obama nails the Canadian Destroyer on Mitt and pins him. Obama celebrates as he points up to an American flag. Confetti falls down as Guile's theme song plays. Then, out of nowhere, Mario Balotelli comes out and hits the Rough Ryder on him. He celebrates like how he did against Germany as the camera focuses on him. Raw goes off the air.