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10-05-2012, 11:14 PM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
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3 Hour Triple H Promo
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10-05-2012, 11:14 PM
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Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Have Vince come out and open the show with Ryback vs Punk and have Ryback job to him.
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10-05-2012, 11:19 PM
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Asking SCOTT STEINER for Wrestling Advice
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Ryback vs. 6 Mini-Estrellas (Midget Luchadores).
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10-05-2012, 11:29 PM
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Acknowledged by SCOTT STEINER
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Triple H to call every member of the RAW roster out & proceed to pedigree them all one by one.
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10-05-2012, 11:39 PM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Have Cena hug babies and kiss fat girls...oh you wrote better ratings.., nevermind.  |
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10-05-2012, 11:46 PM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Mid way through a divas match, Triple H just comes out and starts beating the shit out of like 4 of the Divas with his eyes closed.
Pedigrees for all.
Walks to the back with his eyes closed. Cameras follow him.
Goes into his locker room and back to sleep.
Cops are looking for Triple H in the arena while he's sleeping but Stephanie gets there first.
Wakes him up. He doesnt remember anything.
Every week, he assaults a different woman/group of women in his sleep.
This all leads to Stephanie getting him into a meeting with Dr. Some-generic-name-that-all-the-WWE-doctors-have. This ones a woman.
She consults him and asks him why he's been beating women in his sleep.
After a long pause, he opens his eyes, says that hes been awake all along and hits her with a sledge hammer!.
#SWERVE #RATINGS #TRIPLEHWOMANBEATER
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10-05-2012, 11:47 PM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
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10-05-2012, 11:58 PM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Me and AJ party in the ring with the segment climaxing with me feeding her my birthday sauce. Special guest appearances by Layla, and for reasons I can not fathom, May Young.
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10-06-2012, 12:13 AM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Have Layla and Eve in the ring, wearing bikinis and jumproping while Punk drives around the ring in a moped, swinging a chain and screaming that he's going to beat up the cast of Glee
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10-06-2012, 12:14 AM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)
Take the junk off the air for a few months. Its all the same generic gimmicks over and over again all year.
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