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post #111 of 113 (permalink) Old 10-08-2012, 09:06 PM
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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)

Since WWE wants the kids market, have them for 2 stables: One with Nick stars and one with Disney stars. Nickelodeon World Order vs Disney Generation X. And have them fight in a War Games match

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Re: How to give RAW the biggest ratings ever (Joke Thread)

The show opens with the announcement of a 30 man "Of the top of the Cell" Royal RUmble to advance to the final of the "GOAT Match" (Rock wins and insanity ensues)

Undertaker makes his entrance to announce his retirement when Brock Lesnars music hits demanding a WM chance, followed by Goldberg and Sting. a triple threat match is announced wins the winner facing Taker at Mania (Sting wins and insanity ensues)

Daniel "Ratings" Bryan & CM "Pipe Bomb" Punk vs. Mark "Sexual Chocolate Ratings" and Rey "ReyRey" Mysterio for the wwe titles (Viewers Win)

Lita vs. Trish vs. AJ vs. Layla in a strip a diva match, last diva with cloths wins (Trish wins)

Remaining Divas come out strip naked and have a massive lesbian orgy

Mae Youngs Son "Handy" bitch slaps Show so hard he has to retire.

Every Single celebrity ever (Including special guest appearance Michael Jackson) makes there way to the ring except for that little bitch arse cunt Justin Beiber and have a battle royal. (Schwarzenegger wins and challenges Dolph Ziggler to the WHC)

4 way GOAT match SCSA vs. Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock vs. John Cena (Who miraculously debuts new facial hair, similar in style to a monk) After beating the living shit out of cena they all celebrate with beers (SCSA stunners everyone and wins the match)

Obama, Will Smith and Vince McMahon close the show by rapping a version of Hey Hey good bye.

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