*Monday Night Raw starts*
'No Chance In Hell' starts playing. Vince swaggers down to the ring.
Vince picks up a mic.
Vince says 'In the interest of fairness, ALL of the Attitude Era elements have been removed from the new WWE 13 game because they're too dated and edgy and have no place being in a product that represents today's family friendly programming. Some of these elements has been misused in political environments without any context or explanation as to when they originated. Therefore, this damages the corporate reputation of our company. WWE is well within its rights to make you play a crappy watered down wrestling game if it wants to, just like it is well within it's rights to make you watch a crappy watered down wrestling TV show. Oh, and don't forget to Smackdown Your Vote for Linda!"