The man is more interesting than at least half the roster, which admittedly isn't difficult.
I'm sick of watching him get buried every single week in pointless matches. Get him a bloody storyline and let him do something, he has a magical thing called charisma which is in short supply around the W these days. If he was booked to be able to say more than 5 words a week and then get squashed he would be very entertaining and a nice break from *serious face* I want my title back blah blah blah *interruption* blah blah blah *AJ* Lets make this a triple threat match.
He's not being buried every week in pointless matches, he's being kept relevant by featuring him on tv in these matches. The fact that he's losing doesn't matter, they're already heavily featuring him on their product, there's not really much more you could ask for apart from a meaningful feud or a title run/chase.
Because he's a jobber. A good jobber, but a jobber none the less. It's like saying he's the world's tallest midget.
__________________ So it seems at summerslam, Brock lesnar wants a piece of me... should I be afraid? I mean, the man ended the streak after all. But I've fought the odds time and time again... I will NEVER BACK DOWN and I will NEVER QUIT! At SummerSlam, if it's a fight that you want, it's a fight you gon' get! So Lesnar!!!! IF YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME!!! You're all about eat, sleep, conquer the streak. But me, I'm all about HUSTLE LOYALTY AND RESPECT, JACK! So WWE universe, you can rest assured because the CHAMP IZ HEEEURRRR!!!
The typical John Cena promo courtesy of Phillies3:16, WrestleMestle and JBLoser
Because he's the hero the WWE deserves, but not the one it needs right now...so, we'll job him out, because he can take it. Because he's not your hero. He's a great dancer. He's an air guitarist.
He's the One-Man Band.
Because he's the hero WWE deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll job him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's an air-guitarist. A nasally ginger. The One Man Band.