Re: Jericho's Return Discussion Thread
Look, I'm not one to bitch about trivial shit but I got something needs to be fucking said nahmean? I'm sick of being silent on these issue n' shit so i'm here to set the record straight on this fucking bullshit that took place last night. Obviously, I'm talking about the return of the "Ayatollah of bullshit" Chris Jericho himself. His return was flatter than Kate Hudson's cheat namsayin and that is saying some real shit. Word is bond muthafuckas. Now, I ain't gonna be leaving you with a half-assed rant on your plate though, so I'm going to go into straight up detail, son. I'm not like some ranters and heat you up some fuckin Hungry Man and expect you to eat that shit, son and be satisfied n' shit. Nah, I'm making y'all a fucking Thanksgiving feast, for real. Y'all going to feast n' shit. Word is bond.
Like everyone else, I was hyped as shit for the debut of whoever the fuck was behind them "It Begins". I was busy discussing in depth in the WWE section who this could potentially be and names like Brodus Clay, Brock Lesnar and even Shane McMahon were brought up. I tried to tell them muthafuckas that it was going to be Chris Jericho but they continued to be ignorant n' shit and try to believe it was some straight up nonsense like Brodus Clay namsayin? I tried to help them out but some people you just can't help and the Pro Graps posters are those people. You had stupid muthafuckas hyping themselves for the return of Vince McMahon n' shit so of course, when Chris Jericho came out in that Christmas light jacket, I know fuckas got mad as shit. Probably threw shit at the TV nahmean? Don't worry, b, I had the same reaction when Daniel Bryan won the World Heavyweight Championship so it's all gucci. I feel y'alls pain.
But that return was the fucking pitts nahmean? This muthafucka came out here with fucking Christmas lights on his jacket and acting like he just got back from boning Maryse and was feeling joyous as fuck. This muthafucka was happy like shit though, Christmas lights and all. I mean, it would be all gucci had he said a word but this FUCK BOY DIDN'T SAY A MUTHAFUCKING WORD~! He was like a baby who just learned to talk and kept repeating the same phrase, b. "YEAH YEAH YEAH". Fuck out of here, b. I mean, I know this muthafucka didn't have any dignity when he came out with that fucking jacket n' shit but Chris, have some fucking dignity.
I hope I didn't come across as an ignorant muthafucka here but this shit had to be said, b. I think of myself as the Voice of Voiceless though so I don't give a fuck nahmean? This shit had to be said and I don't give a fuck if you disagree. In closing I'd like to say: Fuck the WWE, Fuck Chris Jericho, Fuck Christmas Light jackets in January and FUCK all of you if you disagree with me. Oh, and fuck John Wall too, reckless muthafucka.
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