[GOON The Legend]

Look, I'm not one to bitch about trivial shit but I got something needs to be fucking said nahmean? I'm sick of being silent on these issue n' shit so i'm here to set the record straight on this fucking bullshit that took place last night. Obviously, I'm talking about the return of the "Ayatollah of bullshit" Chris Jericho himself. His return was flatter than Kate Hudson's cheat namsayin and that is saying some real shit. Word is bond muthafuckas. Now, I ain't gonna be leaving you with a half-assed rant on your plate though, so I'm going to go into straight up detail, son. I'm not like some ranters and heat you up some fuckin Hungry Man and expect you to eat that shit, son and be satisfied n' shit. Nah, I'm making y'all a fucking Thanksgiving feast, for real. Y'all going to feast n' shit. Word is bond.

Like everyone else, I was hyped as shit for the debut of whoever the fuck was behind them "It Begins". I was busy discussing in depth in the WWE section who this could potentially be and names like Brodus Clay, Brock Lesnar and even Shane McMahon were brought up. I tried to tell them muthafuckas that it was going to be Chris Jericho but they continued to be ignorant n' shit and try to believe it was some straight up nonsense like Brodus Clay namsayin? I tried to help them out but some people you just can't help and the Pro Graps posters are those people. You had stupid muthafuckas hyping themselves for the return of Vince McMahon n' shit so of course, when Chris Jericho came out in that Christmas light jacket, I know fuckas got mad as shit. Probably threw shit at the TV nahmean? Don't worry, b, I had the same reaction when Daniel Bryan won the World Heavyweight Championship so it's all gucci. I feel y'alls pain.

But that return was the fucking pitts nahmean? This muthafucka came out here with fucking Christmas lights on his jacket and acting like he just got back from boning Maryse and was feeling joyous as fuck. This muthafucka was happy like shit though, Christmas lights and all. I mean, it would be all gucci had he said a word but this FUCK BOY DIDN'T SAY A MUTHAFUCKING WORD~! He was like a baby who just learned to talk and kept repeating the same phrase, b. "YEAH YEAH YEAH". Fuck out of here, b. I mean, I know this muthafucka didn't have any dignity when he came out with that fucking jacket n' shit but Chris, have some fucking dignity.

I hope I didn't come across as an ignorant muthafucka here but this shit had to be said, b. I think of myself as the Voice of Voiceless though so I don't give a fuck nahmean? This shit had to be said and I don't give a fuck if you disagree. In closing I'd like to say: Fuck the WWE, Fuck Chris Jericho, Fuck Christmas Light jackets in January and FUCK all of you if you disagree with me. Oh, and fuck John Wall too, reckless muthafucka.

Iight peace.

[jdrawmer]

Originally Posted by Demoslasher

Ok normally I dont post...but people stop being so damn stupid and saying that Y2j "trolled us"...a wrestler does not troll fans on his big return and expect to be working there long. Quit with the stupid "it was brilliant" stuff...that was not brilliant to waste everyone's damn time despite what you blind nuthuggers are trying to say.

I swear to god sometimes you marks would excuse anything he does as the best ever. He came out to a huge pop and by the time he left the crowd was sitting in their chairs and wanting him to go back to his music career already, and he has been back 5 minutes. It dragged on way too long and ruined what could have been a memorable return. Yeah you marks loved it, but the other 99% of the people watching thought that was just plain stupid. Want a little tip from someone that has actually stepped through the ropes and wrestled? When the entire crowd is sitting there with a blank look on their faces when you leave...that's what we call in the business "Bad"

you can speak for the whole crowd and every wrestling fan can you?

Moron.

I don't mark for anybody, but I think this return is interesting. Far better than "I H8 this city. Your football team sux. I hate all face wrestlers"

[AZtheLegendKiller]

Fucking parasites.

[Werb-Jericho]

don't care how he looks. is no one else devastated that the vids claimed this was his last run EVER in the WWE. enjoy it while it lasts

[optikk sucks]

His face did seem incredibly different. As for his clothes, he was supposed to look flashy so people thought he came back as Y2J. He's obviously not Y2J.

[WrestlingforEverII]

Originally Posted by Werb-Jericho

don't care how he looks. is no one else devastated that the vids claimed this was his last run EVER in the WWE. enjoy it while it lasts

Obviously. Hes getting old and hes enjoying the Fozzy life more than ever these days. Not to mention they are busy. I'll only give him a couple months then hes off to tour. He'll be done.

[RandySavagesShades]

Originally Posted by Rev™

Fuck Christmas Light jackets in January.

[Demoslasher]

Originally Posted by jdrawmer

you can speak for the whole crowd and every wrestling fan can you?

Moron.

I don't mark for anybody, but I think this return is interesting. Far better than "I H8 this city. Your football team sux. I hate all face wrestlers"

I dont need to, I have a working pair of eyes...Watch the crowd as he is on the ramp...they could care less what he is doing at this point and are ready for the main event.

Also if you think this is interesting then you have far to much faith in WWE creative.

[Billy Kidman]

I'm pulling for a draw!

[JasonLives]

The crowd wasent "I couldnt care less", they were "What the hell is going on?"