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**joey.jupiter** · 07-02-2009, 09:06 AM

It actually isn't a creepy thread.

JoMojo_Rising · 07-02-2009, 09:07 AM

im not saying he will die, just a hypothetical.

**-Narc-** · 07-02-2009, 09:08 AM

He might seem healthy Pyro, but I think his time is near. When you come out as a john deer sponsor, you know your time is coming soon.

Edit: Joey.jupiter.............. great post.

**Jim** · 07-02-2009, 09:11 AM

They'd probably hold a 3 hour RAW celebration/commemoration shiznickle, and then push the fuck out of Jack Swagger or The Miz (both of who have similar looks to Cena) to compensate the sudden loss of talent.

As for how Cena dies, well....probably best left unsaid. Beaten to death by the IWC with Inflatable Shelleighlys, while Triple H and Vince McMahon shit on page after page of his rap lyrics and Edge spears a burning effigy of Cena celebrating a WWE Title reign springs to mind.

Yes, I know my sense of humour is dark and quite wrong. The irony is astounding, though.

**Flanny™** · 07-02-2009, 09:12 AM

They would celebrate his career then next week Jeff Hardy will win the World title and never let go Thus the New Superman.

**joey.jupiter** · 07-02-2009, 09:12 AM

The Miz does not have the same look as John Cena lol. They'd probably pay millions trying to get the Rock back, logical, not really. When has WWE ever been dead logical though.

**Cerbs** · 07-02-2009, 09:13 AM

His merchandise would still sell like crazy for another 5 years easy. The tragic story of him passing away at such a young age might actually make him more popular than he already is now. FOX and NBC would jump at that shit in a fucking minute and have a made-for-tv movie about him within a year. WWE would have quite a lot of time to build somebody else to take his spot and a ton of publicity. And it's obvious a sequel to The Wrestler would be made shortly after, based on you-know-who.

mccastle · 07-02-2009, 09:13 AM

Go ahead and shut this thread down with the quickness. Topic is weird and will be out of hand quick.

**joey.jupiter** · 07-02-2009, 09:15 AM

If John Cena died then I truly believe the next step would be to arrest Triple H as he would probably have been the guy to kill him.

JoMojo_Rising · 07-02-2009, 09:17 AM

as if youd shut it down already, its barely even started yet...