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I can just envision this for Santino in character in so many ways.

Santino: "What is-a da meaning of-a dis? *hic* You made-a me spill my fine wine!"
Officer: "Calm down, put down the beverage, let's talk."
Santino: "Talk-a about what, Crime-a Dog McGruff?! *hic* How you like to scratch-a your fleas and ticks?!"
Officer: "I just need you to stand up outside your vehicle and do some simple things for me."
Santino: "You insult-a Santino Marella! Santino Marella can-a sing, *hic* a-dance, drink fine wine, and-a make love to beautiful *hic* women at the same time!"
Officer: *resisting chuckle* "I need you to stand up straight and hold your arms out like you're pointing east and west."
Santino: "I see-a *hic*, you want Santino to fly like-a beagle!"
Officer: "No sir, no flying beagles." *chuckles*
Santino: "Then-a what, officer-funny-pants! *hic*"
Officer: "Touch your nose with your left hand."
Santino: "That is-a so simple *hic* Santino can-a do-a this on-a his head!" *tries and misses, stumbling*
Officer: "Well, it's good you're not on your head then, I need you to try one more thing."
Santino: "A lucky break, Officer a-Killjoy! Santino *hic* can do-a anything except-a nose touch! What's your-a next test?! Make-a love to your wife?!"
Officer: "That won't be necessary sir, *smiles* I just need you *draws a line* to walk that straight line all the way."
Santino: "You make-a Santino laugh to the point he throws-a up! In fact..." *heaves a little*
Officer: *still smiling* Whenever you're ready, sir.
Santino: "You-a watch, In-aspector Gadget!, Santino Marella will-a walk this line, will-a walk back to his-a car, *hic* and-a will walk right away sobber!" *slips in vomit and falls down*
Officer: "Well, sir, you will walk, walk you to my patrol car in a pair of shiny new bracelets, you have the right to remain silent.."
Santino: "Noooo, my wine, my Maria.......!"

HGF

He will never get a tag team title now.

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-TheEnigma-

Ted DiBiase Jr's DUI didnt get him fired and their is rumours of him being called upto the main roster, so i dont see this having any effect on Santinos push.

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Razor M.W.

I'm still infatuated with Santino. So what? The guy pounded a couple of 'brews' and drove, big deal. I'm not making too much out of this story. Albeit', it's very irresponsible but I'd be lieing if I said I haven't attempted to pull this before.

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-Mystery-

Sorry but that is quite possibly one of the dumbest statements I've ever read. Santino not only put his life at risk but others on the road. I doubt you'd be saying the same thing had he wrecked into someone and injured himself or the passengers in the other car.

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j0ns

I should go to WWE HQ with a couple of C4 and try to blow the place up, but then if nobody ends up getting hurt it's all good right?

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Doddsy_V1

I read somewhere he was under the legal limit.

Is that true?

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skolpo

Yes, after given a few hours to sober up.

Ken-na-deh

Another superstar that's let down Raw on the verge of a title rein, what the hell is wrong with these people, also, wasn't Marella suspended because of the wellness policy a while back, forgive me if I'm wrong?

ItsWhatIdo

He blew a .06. Whether or not he had a couple hrs to sober up or not he will get off. There is no exact amount of time for any one person to be able to say how much his BAC would lower over time. On top of that, the .06 is all that matters. They should have had him blow on the breathilizer right away. It won't hold up in court.

He will be fine. They won't do anything to him except not push him if the press gets wind of it.

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