THE RATINGS WAR: Part III
A long time ago, the :rock4 marks came and made the unk3 marks so butthurt it forced the mighty mods of WF to create a special ratings thread to contain the madness. The endless battle continued through the ages with both sides refusing to give up until it finally sunk into the delusional minds of the unk3 marks, that their hero would never come close to touching the supreme drawing ability of :rock4. Then the holy draw himself left the WWE Universe and unk3 was left alone to carry the ratings load...or so his marks would have you believe. For 434 days he carried the title and for 434 days he was outdrawn by the golden boys :cena4 :trips2 :brock :taker and even his own best friend :heyman.
And then, on August 18th 2013, a moment occurred that would change the ratings thread forever. A new star was born and all the prior unk3 marks had a new hero. This man's name was Daniel Bryan and he would come to change the world as we know it. This man :dazzler, with his golden mane and shaggy beard, fought the ratings battle for the common man, drawing upon the strength of nostalgic ratings hero :austin and leading the people in a battle against THE EVIL AUTHORITY. The :yes Movement was born and the ratings tide turned in his favour.
Now, the :rock4 marks are nowhere to be found, the :taker marks are crying about the streak, :brock marks are revelling in his advocate :heyman advocating for HIS CLIENT BRRRAACCCKKK LESNAR WHO BEAT THE UNDERTAKERS UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA THE 1 IN 21 AND 1, the few :trips3 marks are marking in his heel glory and his ratings dominance, the few :cena6 marks are clinging to the stagnant CeNation philosophy of Never Give Up even though it seems like some fans are tapping out on JAWN and the :bryan marks are shitting their pants over the wave of momentum behind their boy. Daniel Bryan has come to save us, to save WF and win the ratings battle once and for all.
And who can forget the unk3 marks, slinking away with their tails tucked between their legs and still butthurt over his inability to do what :bryan3 has so effectively done.
CHANGE THE WORLD
And so I present to you, humble plebs of WF...
THE RATINGS WAR: PART III.
LET IT BEGIN
:vince3 :yes :vince3
A long time ago, the :rock4 marks came and made the unk3 marks so butthurt it forced the mighty mods of WF to create a special ratings thread to contain the madness. The endless battle continued through the ages with both sides refusing to give up until it finally sunk into the delusional minds of the unk3 marks, that their hero would never come close to touching the supreme drawing ability of :rock4. Then the holy draw himself left the WWE Universe and unk3 was left alone to carry the ratings load...or so his marks would have you believe. For 434 days he carried the title and for 434 days he was outdrawn by the golden boys :cena4 :trips2 :brock :taker and even his own best friend :heyman.
And then, on August 18th 2013, a moment occurred that would change the ratings thread forever. A new star was born and all the prior unk3 marks had a new hero. This man's name was Daniel Bryan and he would come to change the world as we know it. This man :dazzler, with his golden mane and shaggy beard, fought the ratings battle for the common man, drawing upon the strength of nostalgic ratings hero :austin and leading the people in a battle against THE EVIL AUTHORITY. The :yes Movement was born and the ratings tide turned in his favour.
Now, the :rock4 marks are nowhere to be found, the :taker marks are crying about the streak, :brock marks are revelling in his advocate :heyman advocating for HIS CLIENT BRRRAACCCKKK LESNAR WHO BEAT THE UNDERTAKERS UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA THE 1 IN 21 AND 1, the few :trips3 marks are marking in his heel glory and his ratings dominance, the few :cena6 marks are clinging to the stagnant CeNation philosophy of Never Give Up even though it seems like some fans are tapping out on JAWN and the :bryan marks are shitting their pants over the wave of momentum behind their boy. Daniel Bryan has come to save us, to save WF and win the ratings battle once and for all.
And who can forget the unk3 marks, slinking away with their tails tucked between their legs and still butthurt over his inability to do what :bryan3 has so effectively done.
CHANGE THE WORLD
And so I present to you, humble plebs of WF...
THE RATINGS WAR: PART III.
LET IT BEGIN
:vince3 :yes :vince3