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Batista Wears Skinny Jeans to Get Heat as a Heel!

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This seems to be the only logical reason why a 6'5 275lb man would wear such attrocious attire to the ring. Batista has always been good with his in ring psychology, so I guess since he is a "heel" now then wearing stuff like that would get you instant heat I would assume. Nothing says "boo" me more than wearing skinny jeans and wearing a shirt 3 sizes too small. It's either that or he's just trolling Daniel Bryan fans by wearing that stuff.
 
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One thing that's fascinating with heterosexual males (not all, of course, just the insecure portion) is this idea that if a man is doing something to look attractive then he's doing it to look attractive to other men. Where does homosexuality enter into the equation? If it's a look that's (near) exclusively popular with other males and not with females then that makes sense but this certainly isn't. If I were more inclined to armchair psychiatry (and if my chair had arms), I'd jump at the chance to suggest that perhaps these people recognise some degree of attractiveness and then project their homoeroticism onto the guy.

I think he looks ridiculous, by the way, and that's just because it looks out of place on him - he's passable enough for it to look good but he's old enough for it to be somewhat graceless and ostentatious. The Rock could probably pull it off at his age but then some people can do 'cool' without it looking pretentious and 'Big Dave' (which sounds more gay than his trousers could ever look - not that I dislike things that are gay) isn't one of them.

Anyway, this whole thing started when he returned as a babyface so this thread is as redundant as it is unintentionally hilarious and depressing. Can we get back to that whole projection thing? Good. Join in this little game with me, people, the next time you hear a straight guy disparagingly accuse another male of being gay, check one detail for me: is the person in question a good looking guy? In every case they will be good looking, usually very good looking and often with quite feminine, sometimes beautiful looks. I'm dating myself (out of options, I guess) with Titanic references but I was guilty of the whole "Leonardo DiCaprio - he's so gay" rubbish - was it him that was gay or was I uncomfortable acknowledging an attractive man?

Oh, another game you can play is this: note how the more homophobic a person is, the more graphic detail they go into about gay sex. The more disgusted they are by "*******", the more vivid a picture they paint at every opportunity.

Kinsey scale - learn to love it.
 
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Or he wants to shrink his own balls for some odd reason...
 
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His entire look reminds me of the 50 year old guy at the bar trying to act young and desperate to pick up on really young chicks. The look screams midlife crisis, I just got divorced, I drive a Trans Am with a T Top, I have supervised visitation rights for my kids.
 
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I don't understand why Batista wears Skinny jeans these days. Is he dating a teenage girl or some hippie? That could be it, or maybe he's always had metrosexual tendencies. However this time around his contract didnt have any dress code restrictions
 
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#5 ·
Skinny jeans are fuckin awesome thats why
 
#6 ·
I wear skinny jeans. Skinny jeans are in style now. Nothing wrong with them
 
#11 ·
So is being gay but you dont see me getting buttfucked by other men for that. Fuck skinnyjeans. Id never wear that shit. Doesnt have to be baggy but fuck you need some space.
 
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Some people will say anything to defend BOOtista

In truth I really don't care if you wear skinny jeans or not, I think they are stupid (on men)and uncomfortable as hell, but if you want to wear them (which is the case I think with BOOtista, he just wants to wear them) that's your problem.
 
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Ick. :)

I tried one pair on one time just to humor my wife, and I felt like my dick and balls were in a vice. Plus, everything was so visible that it would have been completely inappropriate to wear them in public.
 
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