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The Lonesome Hobo 11-26-2002 05:38 AM

I wonder if it works.
early this morning a young girl died of cancer all she wanted was someone to love her but it never happened so pass this on to 10 people in the next 10 mins and something good will happen to you at 10:00 p.m tonight

The Mean 11-26-2002 05:49 AM

I hate that fucking shit!I get it all the time on AIM and I get it from 10 different people.People who start that shit need to get a life.

The Lonesome Hobo 11-26-2002 06:22 AM

remindes me of necrophillia if you read the words "10 year old girl died" "wanted love"

Guitar Pl4yer 11-26-2002 08:07 AM

Pass what on?

Stinger 11-26-2002 07:34 PM


Limb Harvest 11-27-2002 04:33 AM

Yuck. That crap gets on my nerves.

Nitemare 11-27-2002 07:48 AM

Okay, I think I will randomly PM ten different members who post daily. Let's see if that doesn't piss people off.

No, I taker that back. I will just PM all the moderators...hahahaha...such an ingenious mind I have. (NOTE: We have more than 10 moderators, I believe)

Hollywood's Game 11-27-2002 02:15 PM

"I hate that fucking shit!I get it all the time on AIM and I get it from 10 different people.People who start that shit need to get a life." The Mean

I agree. They are lying, there is no girl. Its like a chain, they just want you to forward that shit because they want to see how many people got that crap.

Chief 11-27-2002 04:46 PM

The dumbest people in the world are those who pass on chain letters
I cant stress that enough
I get this shit on MSN about this is international choad day. WTF is that.....:confused:
You think people can come up with something better than that

Grace 11-27-2002 05:20 PM


Hello, my name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, that a poor 6 year old girl in Texas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? I guess stupid enough to believe that you will receive a $2 billion shopping spree at Abercrombie & Fitch... Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet the girl of my dreams tomorrow!, What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward something, at least send out something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being who will somehow receive a nickel from my pet gecko" forwards about 90 times. It's getting old. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.


Chain Letter Type 1: (Scroll down) Make a wish!!!

No, really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!

No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being!!

Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?


Wasn't that fun? :)

Hope you made a great wish :)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5,096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones... THIS one is TRUE!!


Here's how it goes:

*Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
letter and will napalm your house.

Good Luck!!!

Chain Letter Type 2:

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving, Leg-less, Arm-less, Parent-less, Goat-less Boy from the Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the e-mails sent
and this is all a complete load of junk. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.

Thanks again!!

Chain Letter Type 3:

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no e-mail then and probably not as many sad e-mail addicts with nothing better to do. So this is how it works:

Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 seconds or something horrible will happen to you like:

Bizarre Horror Story #1

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Friday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into a sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty,
she died, too... This could happen to you!!!

Bizarre Horror Story #2

Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his e-mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a plane, that just happened to be flying directly above him. This could happen to you too!!!

Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

Chain Letter Type 4:

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.


A friend is someone who is always at your side...
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink like dead fish, and your breath smells like you've been eating cat food.
A friend is someone who likes you even though you can't juggle.
A friend is someone who thinks your pants look like they were made from curtains.
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life...
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be ran over by a
steamroller and then thrown to vicious dogs...
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums, and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English... (-no, sorry that's the cleaning lady...)
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, no one will like you for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you live.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty about a leper in Otswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? Now forward this to everyone you know... otherwise you'll find all your socks missing tomorrow morning!

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