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post #1 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:06 AM Thread Starter
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Dear froot

It's become apparent to me that no matter how many court orders or grizzled henchmen I send around to your premises in relation to your plagiarizing of my name, you have effectively found your way around it each and every time. And to that I say, good job. You're clearly a persistent individual, and have gotten to me; when I received my latest failure report from the grizzled henchmen who I ordered and hand-picked based on medical records to forcefully give you chlamydia, I threw a fit and chucked my antique Angry Birds money bank at my Mum who is now in a coma (this rant is in her memory).

But, at the end of the day, all good things must come to an end. So, I offer you an ultimatum:

You must buy a premium membership and immediately change your name to "Thief", "Criminal Scum", or "CHODE 2.0" or something equally demoralizing.

Now, I am currently in Amsterdam on vacation with my comatose mother and while idly passing the time infiltrating some government buildings, we came across some old ground-to-air weaponry confiscated from Nazi Germany last Thursday.

If you do not comply with my name-changing demands, you and your entire family will die. Then I will put some banana peels underneath the noses of your corpses so you all have little moustaches, and I can have a little giggle.

The choice is yours.

Yours sincerely,
Froot, Vice President of Malaysia and all subsidiaries

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post #2 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:09 AM
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Well if you didn't decide to be a faggot and add o's to your username needlessly this wouldn't have happened.

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post #3 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:12 AM
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post #4 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:13 AM
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Re: Dear froot

Wait, there's a "Froot" on here? What the hell is going on?

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post #5 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:17 AM
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nah

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post #6 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:19 AM
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The guy's tearing shit up in the TNA section. I actually thought it was the OP until I clicked on the thread on there.
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post #7 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:19 AM
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I saw this thread title from the WF homepage and thought it was going to be a rant by someone else on Froooot and I was going to come in here and say "YOU MEAN 'FROOOOT'; THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE CALLED 'FROOT'" and now my dreams are ruined.

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post #8 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:23 AM
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Log out Sackman, you're in Amsterdam, get some pot ffs.

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post #9 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:24 AM
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HE'S FAT

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post #10 of 68 (permalink) Old 07-03-2013, 04:27 AM
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fuk u isn't a location

froooot may be a gestapo

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