GTA is great, but what have they done since San Andreas?
GTA4 was good, but it was barely an improvement imho. Everyone marked out for it, but that's because it was GTA, so how could you not? It was just a Russian version of San Andreas with slightly better graphics and an annoying cousin phoning you every 5 minutes to go bowling.
That said, I'm hopeful GTA5 can help get gaming out of it's slump.. here's hoping there is some new innovation at last, instead of this same tired shit we get with every game these days.
I don't keep up with shit as much as I'd like. Tbh, I never even played the GTA games properly, as in doing the quests and shit. I just used to go on rampages. When I played a lot I was in a house with mates and there'd be loads of fuckers round every evening and we'd smoke copious amounts of weed and shoot the fuck out of everything. I'd googled the cheat codes to get awesome weapons and vehicles and all that kind of shit, so I never got bored of just fucking shit up.
The other we used to play was something like Crash and Burn, can't remember, but a racing game with a side game of trying to crash your car as awesomely as possible. Fuck me that was cool.
I ain't gonna lie, I felt a bit disappointed in sor3 when it was released after the brilliance of sor2, which is still one of my favorites.
Is 3 the one with the kid on roller skates? I used to love those side-scrolling beat-em ups. I think my all time favourite Megadrive game has to be Road Rash 3 though. I fucking loved Road Rash.
Games are dumb. You learn the same by jerking off, it feels better and you don't get frustrated as often.
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