I had to take my fucking eight year old fat sister, dressed in a cheerleader outfit (She's really fat, mind you), and my five year old cousin out trick or treating. We were only out for about twenty minutes cause they were being assholes and it was too cold. I just went home, had a glass of vodka and played Rogue Spear. It's a really fun game when you are pissed, which for me, is all the time, so it was fun.
Mine kicked ass. I drove out to nam from maple bay with emma and reece and seen jack ass . Got lost in nam for about an hour or more. Then got lost in ladysmith. Then had to fly home cause emmas blood sugar was to low and she was looking really bad. But whouldnt let me stop to get her some food cause she was to subberen. So i had to climb in the back seat and hold her cause we were in a mustang with a drop top and we couldnt get the top down so she was ice cold she i sat with her and kept her warm till maple bay. Then i took her andgot her some candy at her house and but her to bed and me and reece street raced for the rest of the night we never lost................
And before reece had picked us up i was at emmas alone and will you guys and us your minds and think of the treat she gave me
"50 years ago we'd shove a fork up your fucking ...... ass!"