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Hello everyone, i'm angry.

Last night, i went out clubbing with a top notch pal of mine. After absolutely destroying him on Fifa 8 times in a row, and after necking back countless amounts of beers, i was an extremely hyper man. After having to endure a taxi driver who smelt like an out of date pile of shit, i entered the nightclub. I was buzzin, i was keen to grind on any female out there, i didn't care if they were 5 stone or 150 stone, i was convinced Dartz was taking a girl home back to this £430 double bed. Well i was wrong.

Two bald, and seemingly bored bouncers decided that they would be a cunt, and decided to throw me out, FOR NO REASON. All i did was did the worm on the dance floor, albeit i took it abit to far when i chopped a small itallian man in the throat, but still. What made it worse, is the cunt got me in a choke hold, and threw me onto the pavement outside

Why do bouncers intentionally piss people off? These are the same bouncers who took another mate of mine into a room and beat him like a government mule because he was mosh pitting. I ended up going home at 1:30 am.

Now it may just be the bouncers in my area, but has anyone else ever been angered by bouncers? I can't stand them.

Surely an out of date pile of shit will smell nicer than a fresh pile of shit.

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Originally Posted by Dartz (Post 15499842)

Hello everyone, i'm angry.

Last night, i went out clubbing with a top notch pal of mine. After absolutely destroying him on Fifa 8 times in a row, and after necking back countless amounts of beers, i was an extremely hyper man. After having to endure a taxi driver who smelt like an out of date pile of shit, i entered the nightclub. I was buzzin, i was keen to grind on any female out there, i didn't care if they were 5 stone or 150 stone, i was convinced Dartz was taking a girl home back to this £430 double bed. Well i was wrong.

Two bald, and seemingly bored bouncers decided that they would be a cunt, and decided to throw me out, FOR NO REASON. All i did was did the worm on the dance floor, albeit i took it abit to far when i chopped an small itallian man in the throat, but still. What made it worse, is the cunt got me in a choke hold, and threw me onto the pavement outside

Why do bouncers intentionally piss people off? These are the same bouncers who took another mate of mine into a room and beat him like a government mule because he was mosh pitting. I ended up going home at 1:30 am.

Now it may just be the bouncers in my area, but has anyone else ever been angered by bouncers? I can't stand them.

I have no idea why I lol'd when I read that.

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Originally Posted by THE MIGHTY KRANG (Post 15499938)

Surely an out of date pile of shit will smell nicer than a fresh pile of shit.

You've obviously never fell asleep while doing a shit and woke up 13 hours later then...?

Yeah I've had more than my fair share of punch ups with bouncers, I was even at a club here in melbourne when a bouncer got his leg hacked off with a machete (he refused some asian dudes entry, turned out to be a very poor decision on his part.)

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Originally Posted by Dartz (Post 12294106)

I've been going out with this girl for about a month now. I began to get suspicious when she constantly kept her socks on. Maybe she doesn't like her feet getting cold? I thought. I was wrong. She revealed her mind blowing secret to me 3 nights ago, when she slowely, removed her black, knitted sock from her size 5 right foot. My heart was racing as the sock slowely came off, only to be revealed that underneath, was a disgusting looking toeless foot.

Now i really like this girl, but no toes? I don't know if i could live with that. We were snuggled up under my £320 duvet from Matalan, watching Saw 5. Ironically, all i could see out of the corner of my left eye was that dam foot! What shall i do guys? I'm a big fan of foot worships aswell, but i refuse to worship a foot that looks like Susan Boyles face.

Advice please.

All your threads have a similar style. You should mix it up sometime.

Bouncers are always going to be loathsome, meat headed, red faced sacks of monkey spunk because a loud, drunken shite will always do bad business for a pub. Plus, most bouncers are just guys who aren't good enough to be martial artists or boxers so they take it out on teh drunk0rz.

Who does the worm anymore?

These days, it's all about twerking.

Uneventful night for them, most likely.

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